Sex Around the World

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.

(oo nga naman--- that totally makes sense, hahaha)

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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(some people look better on their reflections--- bet vaginas are like that too)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick???)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Plead guilty: I was just scratching it!)

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time.

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(You go girl!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England but only in tropical
fish stores.
(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Oh no..)

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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam !)