But who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or You? And the Final is me.

I'm not sure who wrote this, but I stumbled upon a blog that said "this is a letter that someone found at a bar in Malate". Cracked me up I almost fell off the couch.

Read on.

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.Why? What reason
you can think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that
Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really
can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis
say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam with all his walks and
always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he
say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family and then asking
you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth
you're the most preetiest girls he know about what you think you are "Beautiful
Girl" of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not
have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the
other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you
names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you
start already to calling me different name, I'm don't have any other choice but
to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,
OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl.Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.
You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I'm am the more
sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror.I'm repeat again that you are
like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

PS:
You say that I'm the bad breathe. But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you? You or me?And the final is me.

That all.