Dear Annoying Person At The Gym

Dear Annoying Person at the Gym,

Not because I'm silent doen't mean I'm proud, or hambog or obnoxious, or whatever you call it. I'm a hard person to follow. Sometimes, I get so loud and happy and friendly, and sometimes I'm just silent.

If I don't say anything at all, it doesn't mean I don't like you. I just don't want to talk to you (for the moment).

And not because I'm not friends with your friends doesn't mean I don't like them. We just don't click that much.

And not because I talk to you doesn't mean were friends. Come on, we're just talking. Friendship is another thing, it's something you should earn on me, and me on you.And not because I smile at you doesn't mean I'm REALLY smiling at you. Maybe at that moment I was thinking your lips looked too big for your head. Or today you look like Pong Pagong, I mean, whatever right?

I'm just being me and I hope you respect that. Just leave me be. Please, stop releasing all those tales about me. Really, I'm no celebrity, and I prefer to have a very private life. But if you insist, then go ahead. I don't care. I'm just making things clear. :)

Love,

Keith