Text conversation with Fritz earlier:

Fritz: Hey, nag-watch kag Darna run?

Me: No, I'm in Ayala eating
dinner. And no, I don't watch Darna. Why?

Fritz: Who makes a better
Darna? Angel or Marian.

Me: HELLO!?!?

(After a couple of minutes----)

Me: I like Angel coz she's morena. Darna should be Pinay-looking.

Fritz: But mas gwapa si Marian. Yes?

Me: So? Ok fine, I like Angel Locsin coz she has bigger boobs.

Fritz: I like Marian coz she has long legs.

Me: No I think Angel makes a better Darna coz I think she's a lesbian.

Fritz: She's a lesbian???

Me: I heard. Yes.

Fritz: Seriously??? And they say Piolo's bakla. So who's left straight?

Me: Apparently wala. Marian, I guess. That's why she's so boring.